Dave==> Be goshdarn IRRESISTIBLE (IC mistle-toe post for Dave, Brook and Faust)

[clonksukcer]

Man just look at this coolkid- so amazing not even captcha can slow him down. You know you want to come in here and get some of what he's giving, ladies... and gentlemen.

Probably gonna be more gentlemen here yeah. Trolls and xenophilic make-outs all over the place. Also maybe some dude who used to be a skeleton and this supertall freakazoid doctor is running around here as well, things are basically all kinds of rudebrazen and out of control up in this thread.

Comments

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[Thread with Terezi, from here]

huh my bad
guess thats what they say about assumptions
they make you think assbackwards things
and pull conclusions out of your ass

[youmustlickit]

HUM4NS 4R3 PR3TTY GOOD 4T TH4T 4R3NT TH3Y
4SSUM1NG STUP1D STUFF

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

now thats not nice
we only assume stupid stuff about stupid things
like romance divided in useless quadrants
or was that something karkat just made up?
man that would be pretty sweet if that was all along just him feeding us bs
leading us down all kinds of wrong conclusions just for the hell of it
would almost make suffering through those memos worth it just to say we experienced such sweet trolling

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[Thread with Philip, from here.]

probably should yeah
but anyway
people make out under these plants for some reason
so yeah not feeling like positioning myself that close to you right now

[philipedia.livejournal.com]

Ah. Another person who minds.

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

gotta keep access to these lips limited
i give out one free sample here i gotta start giving them out everywhere
and then where would civilization be if everyones too busy trying to get a piece of strider instead of serving society
walking damn biohazard here
these lips were meant only for those who can bear the brute force of their assault

S'UP BROOK

[mechabro]

Yo.

NOT MUCH JUST HANGING OUT BEING IRRESISTIBLE

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

Ah... good evening, master Franky.

[mechabro]

-wait, when the hell did you get all fleshy again?

[enemaothestate.livejournal.com]

[Thread with Aurica, from here (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/6118998.html?thread=2630989910#t2630989910).]

Indeed.

[Approaches, very stiffly and displeased with the situation... then bows, then changes his mind and squats down until he's at eye-level.]

Would you want to start, or should I?

[hymnandmusicbox.livejournal.com]

You do it.

[has screwed her eyes closed]

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

[Thread with Hino, from here (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/6118998.html?thread=2630966870#t2630966870)!]

One that I would like to say that I apologize deeply for, in advance!

[tuesdere.livejournal.com]

It seems like it can't be helped.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

[Thread with Hinata, from here! (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/6118998.html?thread=2630960726#t2630960726)]

Well, it appears as if those who were already hovering between life and death to start with had... well, we caused quite a bit of trouble, as the moogles could not decide what to do with us. As a result... this occurred.

[keepsontrucking]

I think I preferred your previous look...

[enemaothestate.livejournal.com]

[Thread with Lyner, from here (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/6118998.html?thread=2630990678#t2630990678).]

Long story short- we wait for the month to be over and done with.

[ahymntofunbuns.livejournal.com]

... so there's nothing we can do to fight or ward them off somewhere?

That's pretty, uh, what's the word to use for this sort of thing... kind of perverted for the name of science, isn't it?

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[Threadjack with Jade and Equius, from here.]

So. This could have gone better than it did. Hindsight is something you usually have actual use for, but this time- just this time- you don't.

Having already experienced your no doubt traumatic first kisses underneath the mistletoe, you are on your way to abscond the hell away from EVERYTHING IN CAMP EVER when you suddenly see something that you can just NOT let pass.

And so you freeze time, and drag Jade away from there. Simple enough, right? Just a matter of displacing her from her regular position in frozen time, right? Only not. Time doesn't work that way- you don't know if it's just camp or if it's how your powers actually work, but the space being occupied by Jade won't be erased. You find yourself unable to unfreeze time, unless the spaces that were occupied by people when you froze it are once again occupied.

There is only one way to solve this here thing. There is only one way to help her.

Where doin this man
where makin it happen
You are putting Jade in the place YOU occupied when you froze time, and placing yourself in the place SHE occupied. This is going to be horrible. This is going to be messy. But gogdammit- this is the way it has to be.

You un-freeze time, and try to get this kiss over and done with as fast as you possibly can.

[musclebeast_nut]

To say the least, you were not expecting this to go over well. You definitely weren't expecting the SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE SLAM POETRY HUMAN to suddenly be all up in your personal space where the NARCOLEPTIC had been just a moment before. Your PRANKSTER'S GAUGE is absolutely the lowest it's ever been as your lips, salty and wet from the sweat rolling down your STRONG features, finally part from the human's.

[updatefuckass]

[Oh your gog you hate everything right now. As you've been trying to leave and go about your incredibly angry business, this stupid green plant has sprouted up in your way, and even a furious THRESHING will not keep them down. By this point, you are more or less covered in the stuff, and more keeps growing around you. Needless to say, if any chumps get in your way, you'll give them a furious tongue-lashing they will never forget.]

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

So today has been spectacularly weird and you're pretty sure that if it goes on any longer, you are probably gonna start some kind of massive cultural war and generally make a mess out of things. It's time to sit down, find a nice, quiet place to gather your cool and just generally make sure that no more weird-ass interruptions happen oh gog why did that asshole just burst out of the underbrush no this can't be happening.

[moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com]

[Thread with Lizzie, from here! (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/6118998.html?thread=2630705494#t2630705494)]

Ah... that we have. I was simply not in this guise when it happened.

[forcefulfrills.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I don't recall--. Who are you?

[whoooosshh.livejournal.com]

[Thread with Grell, from here! (http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/6118998.html?thread=2631022166#t2631022166)

[There is nowhere to abort to. Nowhere to hide. Nowhere to go... but onwards.]

The shallow sort, huh?

[chainsawmascara]

I prefer to think of it as appearance-driven.